Thanks Peter God

Thanks Peter God is my second novel. I have it planned out vaguely but would like to see where it takes me. I’m toying with an unusual structure that may throw you off from chapter two, but stay with it. I hope to have a new chapter ready at the start of each month at the very least, hopefully more if I can put the hard work in.

These chapters will be published quickly and without thorough proofreading – please feel free to point out any errors.

Chapter One – in which we meet our first protagonist, a cowardly sort who would rather stay in and read books than venture out into the world and grasp life’s bounties in fullness.

Chapter Two – in which we meet our second protagonist, a belligerent and reprehensible fellow taken to physical violence and a disregard for the feelings of the fairer sex.

Chapter Three – in which our first protagonist meets with a young lady unknowing of the blossoming love to come.

Chapter Four – in which our second protagonist has sexual relations with more than one young lady and receives some alarming correspondence.

Chapter Five – in which our first protagonist finally gets some and our narrator overuses italics.

Chapter Six – in which two men talk in the back of a car and then smoke drugs.

Chapter Seven – in which our protagonist inadvertently tells a woman she has a large posterior and a drunken row ensues.

Chapter Eight – in which we meet an ugly little man who likes his tea without milk.

Chapter Nine -in which our protagonist reminisces about parrots, pretentions, prizes and panic